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Duke's AM cliff notes for 11/07/2011

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Duke's AM cliff notes for 11/07/2011

Unread postby Duke » Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:00 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 11/07/2011

Good Morning, hope everyone had a great week end. Dynamics continue to occur and hopefully some of it will lead toward the RV. We will have to wait and see.

Have a great day and RV soon.

1. No Currency Auction again today.

2. Word of the Day Monday, November 07, 2011 canny

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1d0VpsJTp

3. Defence confirms readiness to protect the country after the American withdrawal and the political situation is "not confused"

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1cynB47Ym

4. Amendments in hydrocarbon law

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1250#post31250

5. State law reveals a desire to assume a senior al-Maliki of Iraq's defense portfolio

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1cysL53CF

Duke

P. S. On a ship an American, an English man, and a Jamaican were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop something in the sea; if I find it I will eat you ... If I can't, then I will be your slave!"

The American dropped a diamond. The Devil quickly found it and ate him.

The English man dropped a tiny platinum piece. The Devil found it and ate him too.

Now it's the Jamaican man's turn .... He proceeded to open a bottle of water, and poured it in the sea! His words to the Devil, "Yeah man, find that nuh!!! Yuh tink seh jamaicans a idiot?"

PP. SS. Thanksgiving One-Liners #2

Q. Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?
A. So we know when to start Christmas shopping!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he’s already stuffed!

Q. What are unhappy cranberries called?
A. Blueberries!

Q. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A. Your teeth.

Q. Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
A. It’s a crummy job.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
A. Peach gobbler!

Q. Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A. The buckle was on his hat!


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