Duke's AM cliff notes for 11/07/2011
Good Morning, hope everyone had a great week end. Dynamics continue to occur and hopefully some of it will lead toward the RV. We will have to wait and see.
Have a great day and RV soon.
1. No Currency Auction again today.
2. Word of the Day Monday, November 07, 2011 canny
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3. Defence confirms readiness to protect the country after the American withdrawal and the political situation is "not confused"
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1cynB47Ym
4. Amendments in hydrocarbon law
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1250#post31250
5. State law reveals a desire to assume a senior al-Maliki of Iraq's defense portfolio
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Duke
P. S. On a ship an American, an English man, and a Jamaican were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop something in the sea; if I find it I will eat you ... If I can't, then I will be your slave!"
The American dropped a diamond. The Devil quickly found it and ate him.
The English man dropped a tiny platinum piece. The Devil found it and ate him too.
Now it's the Jamaican man's turn .... He proceeded to open a bottle of water, and poured it in the sea! His words to the Devil, "Yeah man, find that nuh!!! Yuh tink seh jamaicans a idiot?"
PP. SS. Thanksgiving One-Liners #2
Q. Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?
A. So we know when to start Christmas shopping!
Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!
Q. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he’s already stuffed!
Q. What are unhappy cranberries called?
A. Blueberries!
Q. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A. Your teeth.
Q. Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
A. It’s a crummy job.
Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
A. Peach gobbler!
Q. Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A. The buckle was on his hat!
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