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Duke's AM cliff note for 11/13/2011

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Duke's AM cliff note for 11/13/2011

Unread postby Duke » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:35 am

Good Morning, well the CBI is off vacation and an action has taken place. the area continues to be dynamic and hopefully w will RV soon.
So have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2015) 11/13/2011

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/showthr ... -No.-(2015)-11-13-2011&p=31347#post31347

2. Word of the Day: Sunday, November 13, 2011: lyard

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/showthr ... #post31348#ixzz1daEpDqiW

3. Iraq Government Says Accord Made With Kurds on Oil Contracts

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/showthr ... #post31349#ixzz1daGwX6co

4. House of Representatives held an expanded conference tomorrow for the Conservatives and members of provincial councils

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/showthr ... #post31350#ixzz1daIvReArs

5. Iraq remains cautious over Exxon deal

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/showthr ... #post31351

Duke

P. S. As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.

Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath.

In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine, "If that's the way you want it, you can keep your bloody ice creams!"


PP. SS. This American golf fanatic always dreamed of playing at St. Andrews, and finally got the chance. Going with his wife, they teed off andhe proceeded to play the best game of his life. After 9 holes, he was 5 strokes under par,and was on cloud nine. On the back nine, he started playing even better,even getting an Eagle on the 16th hole.

He was so excited that he ended up slicing the shot on the 17th tee,and as he walked up to it, saw that his ball was behind a small shack for the groundskeepers.

Now he started to worry that his score would go up, but his caddy came up to him and said "Sir, this may sound like a tough shot, but if you put it through that window, the ball should go through the window on the other side, and if you're lucky, the ball will roll onto the green. The way you've played today, I think you can make it."

So the guy takes a look and sees that it's a tough shot, but possible, so he tries it. But his shot just misses the window, hit the window frame, and struck his wife right in the head, killing her instantly.

Years go by and the man can't forget that horrible day. People he tells the story to sympathize with him, but he just has no will to live. But then he realizes what he must do - Face his nightmare!

He travels back to Scotland and plays another round at St. Andrews,and miraculously, he is playing another stellar game. He starts to feel better about himself as the round goes on, but when he approaches the 17th hole,he gets so nervous that he slices his shot to the same damned spot.

As at his ball lying there behind the shack, his caddy says, "Sir, the way you've been playing, why not try a trick shot. Some of the other caddies say if you can get it through that window, it will follow through the one opposite it and roll onto the green."

The guy says "Are you out of your fuckin' mind? The last time I tried that I double-bogied!

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