Duke's AM cliff notes for 11/21/2011
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:30 amDuke's AM cliff notes for 11/21/2011
Good Morning, hope all had a great week end. Thanksgiving is just a few days away and we all would be thankful if the dinar RV'd. But if it does not, let's be thankful of the things we do have. I know some are more down than others, but we all can be thankful of something.
Have a great day and RV soon.
1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2021) 11/21/2011
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1494#post31494
2. Word of the Day Monday, November 21, 2011: salvo
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eLHYFTBO
3. Parliament decides hospitality Maliki .. The latter may not attend
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eLdlHdnU
4. Representative of the United Nations affirms after meeting Sistani, Iraq's ability to maintain security after the withdrawal
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eLn0yQlY
5. Iraq ruled out military intervention and fear of civil war in Syria
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eLndOnXE
6. Alusi urges the parties to topple the government of Maliki
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eLtQTSFs
7. Central Bank of Iraq: State-owned banks dominate the ninety percent of the domestic financial transactions
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eMDAaMfC
Duke
P. S. Category: Judges Jokes
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
"What for?!?!?" he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!"
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented:
"That's all right. You don't have to pay now."
The young man replied, "I know. But I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."
PP. SS. Category: One Liners Jokes
What do you call a man who’s lost 75% of his intelligence?
Divorced.
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/showthr ... #post31502#ixzz1eMG1ctNP
Good Morning, hope all had a great week end. Thanksgiving is just a few days away and we all would be thankful if the dinar RV'd. But if it does not, let's be thankful of the things we do have. I know some are more down than others, but we all can be thankful of something.
Have a great day and RV soon.
1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2021) 11/21/2011
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1494#post31494
2. Word of the Day Monday, November 21, 2011: salvo
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eLHYFTBO
3. Parliament decides hospitality Maliki .. The latter may not attend
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eLdlHdnU
4. Representative of the United Nations affirms after meeting Sistani, Iraq's ability to maintain security after the withdrawal
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eLn0yQlY
5. Iraq ruled out military intervention and fear of civil war in Syria
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eLndOnXE
6. Alusi urges the parties to topple the government of Maliki
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eLtQTSFs
7. Central Bank of Iraq: State-owned banks dominate the ninety percent of the domestic financial transactions
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1eMDAaMfC
Duke
P. S. Category: Judges Jokes
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
"What for?!?!?" he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!"
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented:
"That's all right. You don't have to pay now."
The young man replied, "I know. But I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."
PP. SS. Category: One Liners Jokes
What do you call a man who’s lost 75% of his intelligence?
Divorced.
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/showthr ... #post31502#ixzz1eMG1ctNP