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Duke's AM cliff notes for 11/24/2011

Unread postby Duke » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:15 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 11/24/2011
Good Morning and Happy Thanksgiving. I will be short this morning, have to cooking for family get together so need some rest.

So have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2024)

2. Word of the Day Thursday, November 24, 2011: appetence

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3. On withdrawal of the U.S. national holiday in Iraq

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4. Any armed action after the withdrawal is terrorism

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5. Allawi in Baghdad .. And an important meeting today of the Iraqi

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6. House of Representatives held its third meeting under the chairmanship of Najafi and the attendance of 236 deputies

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7.[b] Parliament postpones vote on the decision to withdraw the U.S. until after the host-Maliki

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8. Director of private banks: banking policy in Iraq is clear and need to reconsider the

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9. Iraqi demands to expose corruption in the current year budget before discussing the 2012 budget

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10. On withdrawal of the U.S. national holiday in Iraq

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11. Sadrists: fear of some blocks of the Mahdi Army occupation forces issued sedition

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12. President Talabani was considering holding a national conference of political leaders in

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13. Central Bank will issue new denomination bills

14. Maliki proposed the formation of a new province of Samarra, Balad and Dujail and Kadhimiya .. Demanded to Tikrit province

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15. House of Representatives to raise its third Saturday

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P. S. Thanksgiving One-Liners

Q. Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?
A. So we know when to start Christmas shopping!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he’s already stuffed!

Q. What are unhappy cranberries called?
A. Blueberries!

Q. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A. Your teeth.

Q. Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
A. It’s a crummy job.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
A. Peach gobbler!

Q. Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A. The buckle was on his hat!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a Pilgrim with a type of cracker?
A. A Pilgraham!

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. What would you get if you crossed Thanksgiving and Easter?
A. Feaster Sunday!

Q. Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
A. He wanted a light snack!

Q. Where did the Pilgrims come from?
A. Their parents, of course!

Q. How does a turkey drink wine?
A. In a gobble-let.

Q. What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
A. He gave tanks.

Q. What do turkeys use to clean themselves?
A. They use "feather dusters"!

Q. Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
A. They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

Q. What was the main thing the Pilgrims did during the first winter?
A. Starve.

Q. Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
A. Because everything is marked down after the holidays.

Q. What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing?
A. Dessert, of course!

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