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Duke's AM notes for 12/01/2011

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Duke's AM notes for 12/01/2011

Unread postby Duke » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:27 am

Good Morning, hot topics out of Iraq today again is Biden's visit and more killings to due bombings. Will these people ever learn, your guess is as good as mine. At least some of the people as beginning to realize that in order for them to get things done, they have to put their differences aside and begin to work together, and I hope it happens soon so the RV will happen. I just hope that it can occur before the end of the year. But as I have said before, they have to get off their slow jackass and get-r-done.

With that said, Have a great day and RV soon.


1. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2028): 12/01/2011

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...ment-No.-(2028)

2. Word of the Day: Thursday December 1, 2011: altruistic

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1fHXG2O00

3. Biden and Maliki to discuss the prospects of post-withdrawal

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1fHXU2OhK

4. Talabani and his two deputies call on all political parties to stop "bickering" and media campaigns

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1fHXiJsUl

5. Iraq open to return of U.S. troops

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...of-U.S.-troops

6. Iraqi Politician: U.S. Military Trainers Needed Along With NATO Instructors

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1fHZ7Pw1L

7. 18 dead in attacks in Iraq's Diyala

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...-Iraq-s-Diyala

8. Rise in central bank sales by about six million dollars at the end of the meetings this week

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1fHgbRQQi


Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/showthr ... #post31729#ixzz1fHjB0OH3

9. That seems to be it at this time, need to post, but check stardogger.net for more information as it comes out

Duke

P. S. Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".

"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!


PP. SS. Love 'em or hate 'em, it's Pun time. Puns, or "groaners" like some folks like to call them are fun. Try 'em on your friends and relatives, but keep a straight face when you tell them and be preapared for GROANS... then you'll see why they are called so... enjoy and pass 'em on!

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