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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/08/2011

Unread postby Duke » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:34 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/08/2011
Good Morning, hope everyone is having a great week and looking forward to Christmas. We all know what we want for Christmas, let hope. Have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2032) 12/08/2011

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1847#post31847

2. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2031): 12/07/2011

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1844#post31844

3. Word of the Day: Thursday December 8, 2011: copse

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1fvtk0zDr

4. Security Council discusses the three reports to remove Iraq from Chapter VII

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1fuGteOQg

5. Iraqi demands to rewrite the Constitution

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1842#post31842

6. Office of the new elections in Iraq by next April

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1fv47I1mH

7. House of Representatives will discuss next Sunday the provisions of the nomination for president and 13 law

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1fx67StJT

8. Deputies from Iraqi rule of law and the Kurdistan Alliance respond to Allawi's comments

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1fxAHx88S

Duke

P. S. BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.

Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.


PP. SS. The Rookie Cop...

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people."
A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again...
"I SAID, let's get off that corner... NOW!"

Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"

Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop!"


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