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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/09/2011

Unread postby Duke » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:13 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/09/2011
Good Morning, well some news is coming out today, for the most part it is positive, so let's keep out fingers crossed and things will happen soon.

Have a great day and RV soon.

1. No currency auction today.

2. Word of the Day: Friday December 9, 2011: bough

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1g2F9TusK

3. ONE OF IRAQS DEBTS TO BE SETTLED IN FULL SOON


Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1g2FKHhJm

4. WILL THE IRAQI DINAR GAIN STRENGTH AFTER THE REMOVAL OF US TROOPS?

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1g2FS0Ig8

5. IRAQS CHAPTER 7 TO END IN 2012

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...to-end-in-2012

6. Announcement of the budget

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...-of-the-budget


Duke

P. S. The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife." said the man.



PP. SS. A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket.

The bartender asks "He can drink?"

"Oh, sure. He can drink."

So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up.

"That's amazing" says the bartender. "What else can he do, can he walk?"

The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Jake. Go get that." The little guy runs down to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter. Then he runs back down and gives it to the man.

The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing" he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"

The man says "Sure he talks. Hey, Jake, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor's powers!"


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