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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/10/2011

Unread postby Duke » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:12 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/10/2011
Good Morning, hope everyone has a good week end.

Have a great day and RV soon.

1. No currency auction today.

2. Word of the Day: Saturday December 10, 2011: adytum

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1g7R8y6yZ

3. Iraq gets ready for life after

Americahttp://www.stardogger.net/forum/ ... #post31875

4. Muhammad Iqbal: the need to give assurances to the reserving States on past practices to emerge from Chapter VII

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1g7H3yByK

5. Four political risks in marking the end of this phase in the Iraq saga

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1g7Lq23ar

6. Sadr calls on all Iraqi parties to sign a "charter of honor" for the post-American withdrawal

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1g8W5iB5V

7. Iraq must contact Kuwait to exit Chapter VII:

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1g8XEbj5G

Duke

P. S. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


PP. SS. A man goes to a psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about relations."

The psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman having relations."

The psychologist says, "Very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"

The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman having relations."

The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"

The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman having relations."

The psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with relations."

"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"


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