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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/11/2011

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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/11/2011

Unread postby Duke » Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:29 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/11/2011

Good Morning, well another week has come and gone and we have another week to look forward to all the foolurs hype for the week. A lot of political news coming out at this time. Let's hope soon the powers to be will decide that the economy needs a shot in the arm and not a bomb, and will RV.

Enjoy the rest of the week end and have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2033) 121/11/2011

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1890#post31890

2. Word of the Day: Sunday December 11, 2011: à la mode

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1gE6F4cVf


3. What is behind the drop "zeroes" the Iraqi dinar?!
Network Basa.


Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1gBmbMe6y

4. Kuwait pressure on Ban Ki-moon to extend the financing of the Special Coordinator of Iraqi funds

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1gBnKOMMB

5. THE IRAQI DINAR A MONETARY SHIFT OF ITS OWN DOLLAR VS EURO Part 1

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1gBppL2y8.

6. THE IRAQI DINAR A MONETARY SHIFT OF ITS OWN DOLLAR VS EURO Part 2

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1gBqoXN8F

7. How the Iraq war has changed America

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1887#post31887

8. Khalidi: Everyone agreed to resolve outstanding issues

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1888#post31888

9. Iraq PM sets off for US ahead of pullout

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1gEAtNpGL

10. Meeting of the political forces which need to be
On: Sun 12/11/2011 15:45

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1gEGeyBIJ

11. Close to Maliki: Allawi is ineffective politically and trying to get close to the government by calling for reconciliation

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1gEMbKyEr


Duke

P. S. Tax Jokes and Quotes

Do you realize that some tax forms ask you to check a box if
you are BLIND?

Quote: "Two years ago it was impossible to get through on
the phone to the IRS. Now it's just hard to get through.
That's progress."
-Charles Rossotti, former IRS Commissioner

Disappointed that you never had time to write the great
American novel? Don't fret, just go dig out your past tax
returns.

Quote: "The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after
taxes."

Under the Freedom of Information Act, a man with a small
business sent a request to the IRS asking if they had a file
on him. The IRS wrote back, "There is now."

Quote: "It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with
a smile, but normally cash is required."

Q: Who audits IRS agents?

Quote: "Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite
as satisfying as an income tax refund."

Q: How do you drive a CPA insane?

A: Fill out Form 1040EZ.

Quote: "The government deficit is the difference between the
amount of money the government spends and the amount it has
the nerve to collect."

Why is it that when the IRS loses a tax return, it is
considered a mistake, but when you lose a receipt, it is
considered tax evasion?

Quote: "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes
are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."

Q: How do you humble a person that flaunts their wealth?

A: Have them fill out a tax return.

Quote: "Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you
don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a
martyr."

Q: Why is a tax audit like a tornado?

A: There's a lot of screaming and you end up losing your house.

Quote: "When are we going to be allowed to list the
government as a dependent?"

People often say death and taxes are the same, but this
is wrong. Death is a taxable event, but taxes never die.


PP. SS At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him.

"Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'"

"And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.

"From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"


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