Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/21/2011

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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/21/2011

Good Morning, a lot of political posturing going on between Maliki and the Sunnis. v.P. arrested for possible terrorist actions. The big question now is, can Iraqi's join together and stabilized the country.

By the way, to the foolru that said Obama was going to step in and make the RV happen, hey stupid, where have you been, we have the less amount to influence than Iran, Saudi, and other arab nations. I can tell that you have not been reading my cliff notes.

I and I am sure many others would love a Christmas present form all you foolurs. Shut the hell up until you do know something, and keep all turkey droppings to yourself, or better yet, all you foolrus, get a network going and exchange the droppings among yourselves so no one else has the read it.

Have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions; Announcement No. (2041): 12/21/2011

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...2062#post32062

2. Word of the Day: Wednesday December 21, 2011: brogue

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1h9oNT7Oq

3. Biden urges Iraq leaders to resolve sectarian disputes

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1h8GjSUR3

4. Could Iraq descend into a civil war again?

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1h8LopkjY

5. Iraqi Sunni leaders denounce PM Maliki

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...2052#post32052

6. Biden calls on Iraqi leaders to work out disputes

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1h8fGNPdQ

7. Iraq: left to the wolves

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...2054#post32054

8. Sadr confirms his support for the establishment of regions within the general controls ...

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1h8vHebrE

9. The Iraqi leader Ayad Allawi, accusing the government of targeting existing

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1h9pkiQwa

10. Trade Bank of Iraq is at hand put it

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1h9rKmAjc

11. Does Maliki Want to Become Unchallenged Ruler of Iraq?

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1h9wz5lkZ

12. Biden urges Iraq PM to resolve crisis

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

13. Maliki calls for dismissal of al-Mutlaq, the House of Representatives

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1hALTo3o4

14. Maliki: resorting to the Constitution or go to a majority government

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1hANn4M27

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Duke

P. S. Office Holiday Memo

To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)
3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."
4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.


PP. SS. Microsoft Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping,
As Papa did last minute Internet shopping.

The stockings were hung by the modem with care
In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new software.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of computer games danced in their heads.

PageMaker for Billy, and Quicken for Dan,
And Carmen Sandiego for Pamela Ann.
The letters to Santa had been sent out by Mom,
To santaclaus@toyshop.northpole.com -

Which has now been re-routed to Washington State
Because Santa's workshop has been bought by Bill Gates.
All the elves and reindeer have had to skedaddle
To flashy new quarters in suburban Seattle.

After centuries of a life that was simple and spare,
St. Nicholas is suddenly a new billionaire,
With a shiny red Porsche in the place of his sleigh,
And a house on Lake Washington that's just down the way

From where Bill has his mansion. The old fellow preens
In black Gucci boots and red Calvin Klein jeans.
The elves have stock options and desks with a view,
Where they write computer code for Johnny and Sue.

No more dolls or toy soldiers or little toy drums (ahem - pardon me)
No more dolls or tin soldiers or little toy drums
Will be under the tree, only compact disk ROMS
With the Microsoft label. So spin up your drive,
From now on Christmas runs only on Win95.

More rapid than eagles the competitors came,
And Bill whistled, and shouted, and called them by name.
"Now, ADOBE! Now, CLARIS! Now, INTUIT! too,
Now, APPLE! and NETSCAPE! you are all of you through,

It is Microsoft's SANTA that the kids can't resist,
It's the ultimate software with a traditional twist -
Recommended by no less than the jolly old elf,
And on the package, a picture of Santa himself.

Get 'em young, keep 'em long, is Microsoft's scheme,
And a merger with Santa is a marketer's dream.
To the top of the NASDAQ! to the top of the Dow!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away - wow!"

And Mama in her 'kerchief and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
The whir and the hum of our satellite platter,

As it turned toward that new Christmas star in the sky,
The SANTALITE owned by the Microsoft guy.
As I sprang from my bed and was turning around,
My computer turned on with a Jingle-Bells sound.

And there on the screen was a smiling Bill Gates
Next to jolly old Santa, two arm-in-arm mates.
And I heard them exclaim in voice so bright,
Have a Microsoft Christmas, and to all a good night.


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