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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/26/2011

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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/26/2011

Unread postby Duke » Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:15 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/26/2011

Good Morning, I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas. Again there was suicide bomber hitting the ministries of Iraq. Iran still seems to be a player within the scheme of things. Let's just hope that Iraq will resist any help from Iran and continue be independent and develop a democracy that we have fought so hard for.

I hope everybody has a great day and RV.soon.

1. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2044): 12/26/2011

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...nt-No.-(2044)-...

2. Word of the Day: Monday December 26, 2011: solatium

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3. Iraqi political parties seek to resolve crisis

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...resolve-crisis

4. Iraq already sliding into Iranian control

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...ranian-control
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5. Iraq Sunni leader says charges could reignite sectarian war

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Duke

P. S. Poopie List

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the
toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put
some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your
knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically
have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking
it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the
toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get
spalshed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all
over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.

The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but
OOPS!- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done
poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.


PP. SS. Things to do on an Elevator

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'

Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'Is that your beeper?'

Say 'Ding!' at each floor.

Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


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