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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/27/2011

Unread postby Duke » Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:13 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/27/2011
Good Morning, the hottest topic today is the unrest in Iraq and once again there is talk confirming what I had stated months ago. The possibility of a coup or a revolution happening once the U. S. pulled out of Iraq.

As crazy as it sounds, Sadr IMO is the most level headed leader out of the other "leaders", elected or other wise. As far as the RV, Folks, IMO, unless a miracle from "Allah" happens and all the religious blocs join together, and I mean soon. Don't expect a RV to happen soon.

Yea, I am going agaqinst the grain and all the foolrus out there, but I don't give a dam. Let's put a little reality in this speculation, investment, gamble, hope for a better life, or "Let's become a millionaire". Until Iraq becomes a more stable country with a stabilized government and some kind agreement between the religious blocs the RV will not occur.

And as long as milky continues his role as a meanie dictator the other religious lbocs will not follow him and therefore the agreement for the RV will not occur.

So have a great day and RV soon.

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P. S. Gynaecologist

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what I`m doing ?"

"Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"Correct," says the doctor.

He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I`m doing now", he says.
"Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"That`s right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You`re getting herpes."

PP.SS. Could I See Just One?

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

"Hi, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

"No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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