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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/29/2011

Unread postby Duke » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:15 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/29/2011

Good Morning, not a lot to say this morning, the same old bull shit being spouted by the foolrus, Iraq not sure of the direction it is going.

However we do have a new year to look forward to and a new beginning of our adventure.

Have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2047) 12/29/2011

2. Word of the Day: Thursday December 29, 2011: interpolation

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3. Iraq ‘set for sectarian autocracy’

4. America must act to prevent Iraqi civil war

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5. Religious authority describes the differences between the blocks to "political sectarianism"

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6. Iraq's sectarian divisions widen

7. Allawi says Iraq headed for "sectarian autocracy"


P. S. Wife has the last say...

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

PP. SS. Wife saves Drunk Husband

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."

"He's an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!"

"You did. All over his suit, " Louise informed him. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him," said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

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