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Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/30/2011

Unread postby Duke » Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:41 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 12/30/2011

Good Morning, news is kind of slow today, unless you want to count the foolurs, then they have all kind of BS to shovel out and how we will RV within the next two days, yea and Donald Duck will marry Betty Boob in the morning.

So have a great day and RV soon.

1. No currency auction today.

2. Word of the Day: Friday December 30, 2011: lave

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4. Sadr calls for peaceful resistance and threatens the return of the confrontation in the event of returned U.S. military presence

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5. Allawi's list reveals the quest for the formation of parliamentary committees to monitor the investigation with politicians

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6. Iraq warns of collapse of the political process if the taking and sacking ministers

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P. S. Marriage and the Church

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Priest."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest.

The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad.
The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yep we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest.

The priest then went to the newly-wed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly.
"What happened?" inquired the priest.

"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it" said the young man.
"When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church" stated the priest.

"We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the Supermarket anymore either..."

PP. SS. New Secretary

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."

He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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