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Duke's AM cliff notes for 01/04/2012

Unread postby Duke » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:57 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 01/04/2012
Good Morning, well the foolrus are at it again, if it's not dangerous. Tomorrow or the next day, but as I've said time and time again, give me a hard copy to back up what you're saying. For those of you that have been following this for the past two or two and half years, you have learned not to believe the foolrus when they make a prediction of a rate and date. IMO, until I see a hard copy that the GOI has been seated and that Shabibi makes an announcement that the dinar has RV'd, then I will believe it. As for as all the foolrus, folks think for yourself and look for people who try to give you just what is going on and not give you BS. The foolurs have been saying the same thing for the two years I have been following the dinar and they have yet to be right

Will the dinar RV, yes I believe it will, but on Iraq's time frame and not yours, mine or or a foolrus.

So with that said, Have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2049): 01/04/2012

2. Word of the Day: Wednesday January 4, 2012: fetial

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3. BS for 01/3/12

4. Iraq's Factional Chaos Threatens to Disrupt a Kurdish Haven

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5. Boycott, walkout mar Iraq parliament session

6. Sadr threatens to take the position of the National Congress in the event of an invitation Alasaúb

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7. Iraq's insistence on discussing the issue of al-Hashemi postpone the meeting of heads of the blocks to further notice

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Last name: ________________
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First name: First name:

[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

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