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Duke's cliff notes for 1/15/2012

Unread postby Duke » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:14 pm

Good Morning, well the Iraqi weekend is over,and unfortunately the RV has not occurred. Not much news posted by me this morning, because of most of the news dealt with bombings and killings of Iraqi people unfortunately. If you've kept up with my clips notes, you know that I do not publish articles concerning bombings and killings, and tried only publish information that is given with the reevaluation of the dinar, whether it's negative or positive.

I am still positive that the dinar will RV when the time is right and all pieces of the puzzle falls in place.

So have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2056) 1/15/2012 ... -No.-(2056)-1-15-2012&p=32608#post32608

2. Word of the Day: Sunday January 15, 2012: outrance

Read more: ... #post32607#ixzz1jWH1Kvsz

3. Maliki expressed his desire to settle all outstanding issues with Kuwait

Read more: ... #post32606#ixzz1jV0eNq6X

4. Erdogan Tells Iraq’s Allawi Concerned Over Possible Chaos

Read more: ... #post32609#ixzz1jWo4CIRC


P. S. Redneck Joke

Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.

But the hospital was in a real hurry to
get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"

Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"

The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."

P P. SS. Redneck Joke

Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet.

The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude.

"That's OK with me, honey," says her husband. "I'll go get some wood for the fire."

About thirty minutes later, the husband returns to the campsite and finds his wife in tears. One of her breasts has been painted green, the other red and her ass is blue.

"What on earth happened to you dear?" he asks.

"Some of those rednecks from town came over and told me they don't allow any nakedness around these parts. Then they gave me this paint job!"

"Damn those trouble-makers! I'll fix them!" the husband shouts.

He rides into town and finds the rednecks in a bar.

"Who is the SOB who painted my wife red, green and blue!" he shouts.

A huge redneck, about 6'-8," steps forward, a shotgun in his hand. "I did it," he bellows. "What you got to say about it?"

The husband answers meekly, "I just wanted you to know the first coat of paint is dry."
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