Duke's cliff notes 1-24-12

[Vixen]

Have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2063): 1/24/2012

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...063)-1-24-2012

2. Word of the Day: Tuesday January 24, 2012: educe

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1kNZJytge

3. Sadr warns of U.S. Embassy personnel in Baghdad curfew

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1kNcLMrvG

4 .Delayed vote on the budget for 2012

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...udget-for-2012

5. Preliminary agreement between Baghdad and Erbil, on oil and gas law

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1kNte81xt

6. Member of the Iraqi STATEMENTS Soleimani exacerbate the situation and aim to keep Maliki in power

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1kNvbgiOI

7. Calls for the Iraqi National Alliance to replace al-Maliki and warns of the "Arab spring" in Iraq

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1kNwqq8iV

8. JI: Barzani talks with opposition parties in Sulaimaniya will support the next government

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1kNxx3Fhv

Dkke


P. S. Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet.

The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude.

"That's OK with me, honey," says her husband. "I'll go get some wood for the fire."

About thirty minutes later, the husband returns to the campsite and finds his wife in tears. One of her breasts has been painted green, the other red and her ass is blue.

"What on earth happened to you dear?" he asks.

"Some of those rednecks from town came over and told me they don't allow any nakedness around these parts. Then they gave me this paint job!"

"Damn those trouble-makers! I'll fix them!" the husband shouts.

He rides into town and finds the rednecks in a bar.

"Who is the SOB who painted my wife red, green and blue!" he shouts.

A huge redneck, about 6'-8," steps forward, a shotgun in his hand. "I did it," he bellows. "What you got to say about it?"

The husband answers meekly, "I just wanted you to know the first coat of paint is dry."


PP. SS. Getting The Story Straight

When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, "Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."