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Duke's AM cliff notes for 02/29/2012

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Duke's AM cliff notes for 02/29/2012

Unread postby Duke » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:20 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 02//2012
Good Morning, due to matters beyond my control, been away a few days. So here I go.

Have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2088): 29-FEB-2012.

2. Word of the Day: Wednesday February 29, 2012: quadrennial

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3. Analysis: Iran's fortunes in post-US Iraq clouded

4. Iraq must get out of Chapter VII

5. Statement by IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde on Iraq

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6. Deputy Governor of Central Bank: the project to delete the zeros from the currency-based and will be announced as soon as government approval

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7. Iraqi Dinar - Will It Really Revalue?

8. Iraq: UN urges greater inclusion of minorities in society

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9. Iran 'to accept payment in gold for oil'

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P. S. Never Lie to your Mother

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

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