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Duke's AM cliff notes for 03/02/2012

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Duke's AM cliff notes for 03/02/2012

Unread postby Duke » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:36 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 03/02/2012
Good Morning, hope everyone has had a good week, and has a great week end to look forward to and a little relaxation. Take a little time out to reflect on what you have and think about to hundreds of people that lost their homes this week due to the tornadoes.

Have a great day and week end and RV soon.

1. No currency auction today.

2. Word of the Day: Friday March 2, 2012: cant

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3. Oil increases to highest level since 2008

4. Skinner: Maliki's visit to Kuwait mid-March and there is a strong will to end the outstanding issues which

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5. Maliki calls for the Kurdistan region to hand over al-Hashemi

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6. Maliki: obtained by the Kurds in Iraq do not get it in Syria, Turkey and Iran

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7. Over A Barrel: Petrol Price Hits Record High

8. Petrol prices hit record high with further rises expected

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P. S. New Years Resolutions You Won't Keep

Top 10 Resolutions You Won't Keep This Year (for Nerds)

10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
9. I will stop sending email to my roommate.
8. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
7. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.
6. When I subscribe to a news group or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
5. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear... I'm coming. Never mind.
4. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
3. I resolve to back up my new 2 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...
2. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.
1. I won't try to get onto the Netscape web site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.
0. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."
-1. I will read the manual.
-2. I will think of a password other than "password."
-3. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

PP. SS. 25 Reasons Beer is Better than Women

You can enjoy a beer all month long
Beer stains wash out
You don't have to wine and dine beer
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
Hangovers go away
A beer label comes off without a fight
Beer is never late
Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
Beer never gets a headache
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
A beer always goes down easy
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand equality
You can have a beer in public
A beer doesn't care when you come
A frigid beer is a good beer
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony

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