Thread: Duke's AM clifff notes for 10/16/2011

[Duke]

Duke's AM clifff notes for 10/16/2011
Good Morning, hope everyone is enjoying their week end. Have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2000) 10/16/2011

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2. Word of the DaySunday, October 16, 2011 lummox

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3. Member of the state's citizens: Maliki, who called to Agherariqanon rules of procedure of the Council of Ministers and is trying to paint the

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4. Parliament: the absence of strategic plans and the security behind the lack of accountability of corrupt officers

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5. Arbil made a condition to implement the constitution clauses and Erbil agreement to resolve its problems with Baghdad


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Duke

P. S. Quote Jokes

1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
4. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral
7. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, motion sickness!"
8. Meow occasionally.
9. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."



P. SS. One Liners Jokes

Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they’re the dead centers


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