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Duke's AM cliff notes for 10/17/2011

Unread postby Duke » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:52 am

Duke's AM cliff notes for 10/17/2011
Good Morning, well another week is upon us and some renewed hopes of the RV. A friend of mine asked me when the RV was going to happen, and I told him not before the end of October based on my post everyday. That being Iraq is working to get out of Chapter VII and into Chapter VIII, IMO, this is a milestone for the RV. So have a good day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2001) 10/17/2011

The latest daily currency auction was held in the Central Bank of Iraq on the 17-OCT-2011. The results were as follows:

DETAILS NOTES
Number of banks 23
Auction price selling dinar / US$ 1170
Auction price buying dinar / US$ -----
Amount sold at auction price (US$) 202,132,000
Amount purchased at Auction price (US$) -----
Total offers for buying (US$) 202,132,000
Total offers for selling (US$) -----
Exchange rates

Dollar's exchange rates / in Baghdad markets

http://www.cbi.iq/index.php?pid=CurrencyAuctions

2. Word of the Day Monday irrefragable When we can use this word on the intel of the

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1b26kz5bp

3. US 'to announce full withdrawal of troops from Iraq'

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...0632#post30632

4. U.S. Lawmakers Warn of New Violence in Iraq if White House Abandons Deal

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1b3JhNXNV

5. Iraqi Christian Democratic Party calls for the Iraqi List, to withdraw from the government and the entire political process

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1b3MPDQiV

6. Maliki confirmed during his meeting with Martin Kobler the seriousness of the government to end a MEK end of the year

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1b3NV5jpj

Duke

P. S. Lawyer Jokes

A mother and a daughter are visiting a deceased family member in a graveyard. On the way out the daughter asks why they bury two people in one grave. The mother asks her daughter why she says that and the daughter replies, "Well, that gravestone says 'Here lays a lawyer and an honest man.'"

PP. SS. A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The Yankee attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the Yankee lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The Yankee lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."


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