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Duke's cliff notes for 10/21/2011

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Duke's cliff notes for 10/21/2011

Unread postby Duke » Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:35 am

Duke's cliff notes for 10/21/2011
Good Morning, well the biggest news to come out of Iraq is he conflict between the Kurds and the Turks. Not much at time of post dealing with the advancement of the RV. I guess between the vacation of the GOI and today being the Sabbath, not much is going on. That is not to say something still may happen. Have a great day and RV soon.

1. Word of the Day Friday, October 21, 2011 loll

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2. Links concerning the conflict between the Kurds and the Turks

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3. Allawi calls for the movement of the three presidencies to protect the Constitution and the immediate suspension of all acting appointments


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4. Deputy: Iraqi Kurdistan and Supreme Council reject candidate Al-Maliki to defence

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Duke

P. S. There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.

PP. SS. Embarrassing Situations!
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" By now, the entire bar is staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!"


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