Duke's AM cliff notes for 10/31/2011 Happy Halloween!!!!!!

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Duke's AM cliff notes for 10/31/2011 Happy Halloween!!!!!!

Good Morning, hope everyone had a great week end and that your week will be better. A variety of news coming out of Iraq, foolrus still making their predictions and I am hoping one day they will be right.

Have a great day and RV soon.

1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2011) 10/31/2011

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1096#post31096

2. Word of the Day Monday, October 31, 2011 nyctophobia

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3. Japan intervenes to tame soaring yen ahead of G20

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4. Deputy accused of occupation for national involvement and planning for the coup, the political system in Iraq by supporting the Baathists


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5. Politicians and academics reckon the deteriorating situation in Iraq after U.S. withdrawal

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6. Shaways (the news): The Iraqi government proposes to amend all the instructions and regulations for the investment laws

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7. [b]U.S. to boost Gulf presence after Iraq pullout: report[/b]

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8. U.S. forces in Iraq begin the process of evacuating its troops to Kuwait

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9. Iraqi bank billion dollars lost during the conversion!!

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10. Baghdad and Erbil agree to resolve their negotiations on a draft law of oil and gas before the end of the year

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11. Todays top posts, take your pick!

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Duke

P. S. Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


PP. SS. A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."


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