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Vixen's giggle for the day!

Unread postby Vixen » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:51 am

SUMBICH!!!!
A filthy rich Florida
man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his
buddies
and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He
held the party
around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and
BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot

man-eating gator
in my pool and I'll give a million
dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
splash.
Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting
the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy
was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head
butts
and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it
through
the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was
churning and splashing everywhere. Both
Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like
a dime
store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly
climbed out of the pool. Everybody was
just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host
says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you
a million dollars.'
'No,
that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the
bet. How
about half a million bucks then?'

No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That
was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
options?'
Again Leroy said
no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you
want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the
pool!'
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