Follow us! Follow us!

Vixen's giggle for the day*

Vixen's giggle for the day*

Unread postby Vixen » Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:38 pm

This is a New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out...

Image


I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure--it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Asshole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck...
User avatar
Vixen
Site Owner
Site Owner
 
Posts: 4352
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:08 am

Return to Please post your thoughts, opinions or concerns here!!

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

cron